Devo Spice will be performing with Psychostick and Urizen on August 5th in Philadelphia
Hey <<First Name>>
This email is just going to people in the Philadelphia area. Hi, people in the Philadelphia area! I’m coming to see you! On Sunday, August 5th I will be performing with Psychostick and Urizen at the Voltage Lounge. It’s going to be a great show and I hope to see you all there, if possible with 30 of your closest friends.
Also, I’m looking for someone in the area who is willing to hang up fliers for the show. If you can do this let me know and I’ll comp your tickets for the show.
Psychostick is a comedy-metal band who sing about beer, boobs, beards, and other things that don’t begin with the letter B, like tacos. They are very funny and put on a great show. Pro tip: Don’t volunteer to wear the sombrero.
Urizen is a band full of monsters, metal, robots, and mad science. They perform a unique blend of symphonic-tinged, video game-inspired hard rock and are currently on tour with Psychostick.
And in case you’re wondering who the hell I am and how you got on this list, Devo Spice is a comedy-rapper from New Jersey who has become very popular on the Dr. Demento Show. He bills himself as “The red-headed stepson of ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic and Eminem” and enjoys talking about himself in the third person.
Sun, August 5, 2018
6:00 PM – 11:00 PM EDT
421 North 7th Street
Philadelphia, PA 19123
DEAR GOD WHY?!
I don’t know! I don’t know why I keep doing this but I just can’t stop myself!