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The week's best reads, carefully curated by Don Van Natta Jr. and Jacob Feldman. This week's guest editor is Ben Smith.

Sunday, September 30, 2018

EDITORS’ NOTE: Happy Sunday and welcome back! This week, we're honored to hand the newsletter to guest editor Ben Smith, BuzzFeed News's editor-in-chief and chairman of The City, a new New York non-profit news organization. (He also still finds time to write.)

But before we turn things over, a big ICYMI regarding Don. We're all going to get to hear a lot more from him in 2019, as he launches a new docuseries and podcast for ESPN. Many thanks to everybody who reached out with messages of congratulations since the news dropped.

Lastly, senior editors Jack Shafer and Kelly Dearmore are off this week, but the Classic Read and Long Listen will return soon!

Ok, over to Ben now.


A confession: The single worst thing a reporter can tell me in a job interview is, “I want to write longform.” 

That’s not because I don’t love great narrative journalism, or because we won’t publish stories that can run in excess of 25,000 words. 

It’s because I want to know what you want to write about, what you want to uncover, what you’re obsessed with. Not how many words you want to write. For all the blather about short attention spans among kids these days, the curse of internet editing is that there’s no pressure to cut. Most pieces could be shorter.

Great longreads, like the ones I read in this newsletter every week, fight as hard for every word as a sonnet or a tweet.

Ben's Favorite

   The Abandoned World of 1982
By Caitlin Flanagan for The Atlantic
 (~10 minutes)


Among the dark memories unearthed last week in America was the question of how young men behaved in the early 1980s, and why. These have been Caitlin Flanagan’s subjects for a long time, and her journey inside the heads of frat boys of that day is harrowing:

“[F]raternities took the chaos of the ’60s—drugs, sexual liberation, communal living that allowed for a high degree of squalor—and combined it with the chaos of the fraternity, including brutal hazing, the sexual conquest of women that often crossed into illegality, and a self-conscious embrace of collegiate machismo of the sophomoric kind. The system soon racked up so many ruinously expensive lawsuits that it eventually created a complex and inflexible risk-management protocol, which at least indemnified the national organizations. But until then, the 1980s were a time of essentially unsupervised, extreme, and often violent behavior.”

I Believe Her

   Brett Kavanaugh and the Cruelty of Male Bonding
By Lili Loofbourow for Slate

 (~10 minutes)

A related view of the Kavanaugh story: It reveals “males wooing other males over the comedy of being cruel to women.”


   Game Over
By Scaachi Koul for BuzzFeed News

 (~30 minutes)

It’s too soon for the great narratives of this disturbing week. But Scaachi Koul gets at the heart of the new gender politics, the rise of an ideology of alienated masculinity in the “manosphere,” and she traces its origins in part to the pickup artists of the early aughts:

“Thirteen years ago, men were sold a handbook that promised to give them any woman that they wanted — and consequently, a kind of self-worth they desired. For some men, those taught strategies didn’t work, and we’re left behind with men angry at Chads and Stacys (and Beckys), men who thought they were owed something merely because they asked, nicely or not. Trickier still is that while PUAs can teach pickup, they can’t teach intimacy, or dating, or marriage, or relationships. They can get you through the first 72 hours, but after that, you’re on your own.”


   The In-Between Space
By Andrea Bennett for Hazlitt
 (~10 minutes)

This rare entry in the American conversation about identity seeks to explain to people disoriented by a new language why it’s important, and takes a point of departure how the author, as a girl, clung to the word “tomboy” like a life raft:

“I understand why people balk at labels—why further subdivide the world? But I think of them—tomboy, butch, genderqueer, MOC—as functional and hopeful. That function is communication. If I can’t describe who I am in this world—I am who I am, whether or not I can describe it—then I can’t seek out others like me.”


   “Borking,” Explained
By Jane Coaston for Vox 
 (~15 minutes)

Something else lost in the haze of the 1980s: While the Kavanaugh hearing deeply echoed Clarence Thomas’s confirmation and Anita Hill’s allegation, “Borking” looks almost quaint in retrospect: It was, at its heart, about policy:

“In Bork’s case, there were real and valid reasons for many Americans to not want him on the Supreme Court, based on his rulings in cases as a Circuit Court judge, his views and actions as solicitor general, and his past statements and writings.”


    Paper Trails: Living and Dying With Fragmented Medical Records
By Ilana Yurkiewicz for Undark
 (~25 minutes)


Yurkiewicz, a doctor, exposes the deadly cost of our pathetic system of handwritten notes, faxes, incomplete electronic records that store our health data. Her conclusion runs counter to so much of the current discussion of data: That clumsy privacy legislation has sabotaged the health care system. 

“Over my last few years as a doctor, I can’t think of a time when a patient complained that a doctor knew too much of their medical history. Yet many times, I’ve heard frustration that we don’t know enough.”


   The Child-Abuse Contrarian
By David Armstrong for The New Yorker
 (~35 minutes)


This profile of a doctor who advocates with zeal on behalf of parents accused of child abuse — and thinks that a common diagnosis used to take kids away from their parents amounts to a witch hunt — offers no easy answers, and the fact that its protagonist is singularly unappealing doesn’t answer the question of whether he’s right or wrong.

“Holick does not hide his disdain for the child-protection system, nor his belief that the parents he works with are innocent. In the four months I corresponded with Holick, he frequently forwarded me e-mails from parents accused of abuse. He wrote atop one such message, ‘Does this sound like a mother who is abusing and neglecting her child?’”

The Dead Beneath London’s Streets


   Nobody Was Going To Solve These Cold Cases. Then Came The DNA Crime Solvers.
By Jessica Testa for BuzzFeed News
 (~25 minutes)

As genetic analysis becomes ubiquitous, two California amateurs, Margaret Press and Colleen Fitzpatrick, have started solving a particular kind of cold case: Identifying the anonymous dead. 

“You know they had a mother. They had a father. They had Christmas presents. They had a birthday party. They bought clothes at Kmart. They had a life just like the next guy driving down the street,” Fitzpatrick said. “You have to wonder where they came from. ... How come they’re in a ditch? How come somebody stabbed them? How did they get there?”


   The Cartel Next Door
By Michael J. Mooney for Texas Monthly
 (~40 minutes)


Another story of meticulous research and patience, this time on the other side of the ledger: Murder, in the Dallas suburbs, by patient killers who stalked their victim with technology and shoeleather.

Investigators also wondered: Who would go to such great pains and expense—financing a two-year international manhunt—to ensure Guerrero’s assassination? 


   “Good” Refugees, “Bad” Refugees: A Conversation in Paris with Viet Thanh Nguyen
By Christine Buckley for The Los Angeles Review of Books
 (~30 minutes) 

I’ll read anything Viet Thanh Nguyen writes, and his stories would be gripping even if they weren’t dialed right into the politics of 2018. Here, Nguyen talks frankly about politics, and in particular the politics of his special subject, migration and refuge:

“Trust me, if Americans suddenly had to take to the seas and faced 50 percent survival odds, there would be Hollywood movies made about them as incredible heroes."


   The Real Cost of Working in the House of Mouse
By Jaeah J. Lee for Topic
 (~30 minutes)


This dark glimpse into the service industry focuses on people doing some of the most iconic service jobs in America: Disney cast members.

Insider Trading’s Odd Couple: The Goldman Banker and the NFL Linebacker


   God Shook My World at an EDM Concert
By Jonathan Tjarks for Christianity Today 
 (~5 minutes)


That’s pretty much the deal:

“As I watched the audience dance under the watchful eye of the V for Vendetta mask, everything fell into place. The scales fell from my eyes. This was worship. We were worshiping a demon. We think we are so much more advanced than the people of ancient Babylon, but they were doing the exact same things. I felt something like a surge of lightning go through my body. I realized that just because I had never experienced the presence of God before didn’t mean that other people hadn’t.”


   ‘This guy doesn’t know anything’: the inside story of Trump’s shambolic transition team
By Michael Lewis for The Guardian
 (~20 minutes)


We’ve been waiting for Chris Christie’s version, and here it is — probably the most stylish of the blockbuster accounts of Trumpian chaos, an excerpt from a forthcoming book by the author of Flash Boys

“Chris Christie was sitting on a sofa beside Trump when Pennsylvania was finally called. It was 1.35am, but that wasn’t the only reason the feeling in the room was odd. Mike Pence went to kiss his wife, Karen, and she turned away from him. “You got what you wanted, Mike,” she said. “Now leave me alone.” She wouldn’t so much as say hello to Trump. Trump himself just stared at the TV without saying anything, like a man with a pair of twos whose bluff has been called. His campaign hadn’t even bothered to prepare an acceptance speech. It was not hard to see why Trump hadn’t seen the point in preparing to take over the federal government: why study for a test you will never need to take? Why take the risk of discovering you might, at your very best, be a C student? This was the real part of becoming president of the US. And, Christie thought, it scared the crap out of the president-elect.”


   The Struggles of Joe Manchin, the Last Democrat in Trump Country
By Jason Zengerle for GQ
 (~20 minutes)


This is the political equivalent of a National Geographic feature on the last of a dying, exotic breed. Overarchingly sad, it contains many eye-popping paragraphs, as when Manchin gets briefed on the Chelsea Manning case: 

“Bradley—uh, Chelsea—Manning was the Army private that downloaded a bunch of information in Iraq and then gave it to WikiLeaks,” the aide explained.

“That's treason,” Manchin said, still no closer to knowing what his aide was talking about.

“Yes, sir,” another aide went on. “And while he was in prison, he had a sex-change operation.”

Manchin's eyes flashed with recognition.

“I thought that was the one that became a girl!” he shouted. “That son of a bitch!” He slammed his fist on the subway car's seat. “And we're letting him out now because he's docile?!”


   Bradley Cooper Is Not Really Into This Profile
By Taffy Brodesser-Akner for The New York Times 
 (~25 minutes)


Readers can’t get enough of Taffy Brodesser-Akner. And we readers who are journalists are actively obsessed, because her writing so often explores and exposes the seams in our bizarre profession.

I wanted to talk about Mr. Cooper’s own sobriety, and how it was reflected in Jackson’s drug and alcohol addiction. I wanted to talk about fatherhood — how Mr. Cooper has both lost his father and become a father in the last few years — since fathers haunt the movie. I wanted to talk about love. But he wasn’t having it.
Listen, he said to me. I seem nice. He gets that I’m just doing my job. But he’s not going to get personal with me. He has to promote his movie — he wants to promote his movie — but beyond that? What would telling me anything truly personal really do? “I don’t necessarily see the upside of it. You know? I don’t.”

Fortunately, she's now sharing her secrets.
"It’s always nerve-racking. I dread interviews; I’m never excited. I did a story on synchronized swimming a few years ago, and that’s how I think of it now: You are in the pool and you are working so hard beneath the surface, but you have this crazy smile above the surface that makes it look like you are enjoying yourself."
And, bonus Taffy: More people who don’t read excellent literary tennis magazines should read this moving feature from Racquet Magazine.

Listen to Taffy Brodesser-Akner on Episode 6 of The Sunday Long Podcast

Last Week's Most Read

By Rob Delaney for Medium 

   Chevy Chase Can’t Change
By Geoff Edgers for The Washington Post

   Everything You Know About Obesity is Wrong
By Michael Hobbes for Huffington Post Highline


Lede of the Week

   Game Over

For someone whose entire gig is chatting up women in a nightclub, pickup artist Mystery (real name Erik von Markovik) doesn’t appear to be a chick-magnet, especially in a near-empty pub in Toronto. (Later, when I asked our waitress what she thought of him, she shrugs and says, “He seems fine?”)


Quotation of the Week

   I Believe Her

“I told no one. In my mind, it was not an example of male aggression used against a girl to extract sex from her. In my mind, it was an example of how undesirable I was. It was proof that I was not the kind of girl you took to parties, or the kind of girl you wanted to get to know. I was the kind of girl you took to a deserted parking lot and tried to make give you sex. Telling someone would not be revealing what he had done; it would be revealing how deserving I was of that kind of treatment.”

-Caitlin Flanagan

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The Sunday Still
from Patrick Farrell

Front and Center

There were a number of remarkable photographs coming out of the dramatic Senate Judiciary Committee hearing for Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh this past week. With only eight Capitol Hill photographers at a time reportedly allowed into the small hearing room, access – and elbow room – was limited. From the center position, crouching low, Getty Images photographer Win McNamee captured Christine Blasey Ford straight-on as she was sworn in before her testimony. Being front-and-center isn’t always the best vantage point in a tight, pool scenario like this. Shooting from the side often provides a more layered perspective, with lawyers and audience members in the background. In this case, the simple, singular view proved to be powerful. Eyes closed, hand raised, her body braced as if taking a deep breath to face the moment, Ford’s steely posture conveyed the weight of the remarkable event. The clock on the wall directly behind her solitary figure provided another contextual layer, conveying the place and time of the historical moment. This is one of those images that will stand the test of time.


Patrick Farrell, the curator of The Sunday Still, is the 2009 Pulitzer Prize-winner for Breaking News Photography for The Miami Herald, where he has worked since 1987. He is currently a Lecturer in the Department of Journalism and Media Management at the University of Miami School of Communication.

The Sunday Pod
from Jody Avirgan

   Fresh Air: Jon Batiste (iTunes | Overcast)

I’ve thought a lot about escapism over the last few years. These are important times, I don’t think we should shield ourselves from the heavy stuff swirling around us. But I’ve also come to value the warm, heartfelt parts of our culture more and more. I knew Thursday was going to be a rough day. So I made sure to start my morning by listening to Jon Batiste talk to Terry Gross about the music he loves. It helped.

Sunday Pod curator Jody Avirgan is the host of FiveThirtyEight's politics podcast and is heading up the new "30 for 30" podcast documentary series from ESPN.

The Fan Letter
from Steven Hyden

   What The New Tom Petty Box Set, ‘An American Treasure,’ Taught Me About How We Grieve Our Heroes

"I’ve been thinking about this lately in reference to Tom Petty, who will have been gone for exactly one year on October 2. Ever since he passed, it’s been impossible for me to hear any Tom Petty song and not love it. This is true even of songs I didn’t particularly like when he was alive — if you put on 'Rhino Skin,' I’ll ask you to turn it way the hell up."

The Long View
from Justine Gubar

   Operation Ceasefire: Inside a Community’s Radical Approach to Gang Violence
By Scott Michels and Meral Agish for Retro Report and The New Yorker


This well put together film borne of a partnership between Retro Report and The New Yorker travels back thirty years to understand how a community built on mistrust sought to heal itself and erase a legacy of racism in law enforcement. We meet gang members, cops and local pols plus we revisit an incident that captured the attention of the nation This engrossing story not only illuminates the past but serves as a useful lesson for today.​

The Long View curator Justine Gubar is a former Vice President, News Narratives at Fusion and the author of Fanaticus: Mischief and Madness in the Modern Sports Fan. Reach out to Justine at if you have a suggestion for next week's long view.

The Sunday Cover
from Étienne Lajoie

   Gold Is Cheap. Inflation Is Coming. You Do the Math
By Andrew Bary
Illustration by Jonathan Bartlett 

Étienne Lajoie, the curator of The Sunday Cover, is a journalist based in Montreal.

The Sunday Esoterica
from Ryan Rodenberg

   An Independent Evaluation of Procedures and Protocols Related to the June 2018 death of a University of Maryland Football Student-athlete


Earlier this summer, the University of Maryland commissioned a third-party consultant to investigate "the circumstances surrounding the tragic death of University of Maryland, College Park football player, Jordan McNair."  The partially-redacted 126-page report was publicly released on September 21. 

Sunday Esoterica curator Ryan Rodenberg works as a professor at Florida State University, where he teaches research methods and sports law.  He writes a lot of academic articles and some mainstream pieces too.

The Su♬day Sou♬dtrack
from Ben Smith

Fire Island
By Fountains of Wayne

The Sunday LimeRick
from Tim Torkildson

The Wall Street Journal: "Airlines are trying to persuade economy-class passengers that they can buy meals on the plane as good as they would find in a restaurant." 

A passenger meal on a plane
is usually something profane.
It's mush or cement;
a food nonevent.
Gourmets ought to get on a train.

Sunday Limerick writer Tim Torkildson is a retired circus clown who fiddles with rhyme. All his verses can be found at Tim's Clown Alley.

The Sund&y Ampers&nd
from Nick Aster

The Sunday Ampersand is chosen by Nick Aster. Nick most recently served as founder of, a leading publication focused on sustainability and corporate social responsibility.

The Last Laugh
from Ben Smith

   Soviet jokes for the DDCI

By the Central Intelligence Agency

 (~5 minutes)

When public life is terrible, you sometimes get good jokes. The CIA recently just declassified its surprisingly good collection of Soviet anekdoti:

A worker standing in a liquor store line says, "I've had enough, save my place, I'm going to shoot Gorbachev."

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Founder, Curator: Don Van Natta Jr.
Producer, Curator: Jacob Feldman
Producer, Curator: Étienne Lajoie
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Senior Photo Editor: Patrick Farrell
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