June 2019 | no. 17
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June 2019 | no. 17

Happy summer friends! 

It's been an embarrassingly long time since my last email to you, and I must admit I have some anxiety about reaching out to you today! I can only hope that you forgive my absence, and that in future months these communications are welcome and full of content that is relevant to you.

Since it has been so long I feel it necessary to reintroduce myself. I'm The Stoner Mom, also known as Kathryn. I run a popular cannabis-centered lifestyle blog at You are receiving this email because at some point you signed up for my email mailing list. If you no longer wish to receive these you can opt out easily by using the unsubscribe link in the footer of this email. 

In this month's newsletter I am sharing the latest in stoner mom news, like the launching of our online hemp flower store, a sneak peek at our Father's Day giveaway prizes, and some articles you may have missed from the blog.

I am truly sorry if you've missed these little emails from me. I promise to not neglect them again. I hope you enjoy this issue of the newsletter, and if you have any feedback or topics you'd like me cover, please feel free to hit reply and send me a message! Until next time, thank you so much fo your interest and support in The Stoner Mom. Please remember to be safe and responsible with your cannabis use, and as always I wish you the best of luck on your personal cannabis journey. 

Happy Flower Company

Legal CBD hemp flower by The Stoner Mom

Okay, first off, time to share my HUGE news! Last Friday my husband and I launched our first e-commerce site in the form of Happy Flower Company. We are your premier online source for Colorado-grown, terpene-rich, high-CBD hemp flower. Our products come with third-party lab results and legal documentation, and are 100% legal to ship across all 50 states. Learn more about why we started Happy Flower Company in my blog post, and check out our online shop here
Father's Day Giveaway

Celebrate Stoner Dads!

Every year for Father's Day we celebrate by hosting a sweet giveaway in honor of all of the responsble stoner dads out there. This year we've pulled together the perfect spread for a stoner dad giveaway! Entrants have a chance to win:

1) Leather Rob Rodney stash case
2) Medterra CBD tincture and Rapid Cooling Cream
3) Davinci Miqro dry leaf vaporizer
4) Happy Flower Company hemp sample

What stoner dad wouldn't love to win this?! Giveaway opens on this Friday 6/14/2019 and is open all weekend to stoner dads and the people who love them! Be sure to check the website this Friday so you don't miss out! Best of luck to everyone!
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In "Yes, You can buy hemp online" I share several of my favorite online hemp companies and explain the benefits of adding hemp to your cannabis routine.

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Yes, You Can Buy Hemp Online

Hemp is one of the worlds oldest domesticated crops, and until Nixon lumped it together with marijuana when declaring a War on Drugs, it was long prized for its fast growth and its thousands of applications across industries like construction, textiles, food, cars, plastics, and more.

Like the cannabis we know and love for medical and recreational purposes, hemp is a plant from the cannabis genus. Cannabis and hemp share a lot of characteristics, but there is an important distinction between the two. While cannabis can have very high percentages of THC (the psychoactive compound in cannabis), hemp is legally defined as a cannabis plant containing no more than .3% THC.

With that substantially lower amount of THC, hemp is an excellent source of the other cannabinoids (like CBD) and terpenes that cannabis is known for, without the "high" associated with smoking pot.

Now that it's federally legal, hemp flower is also a great option for people in prohibition states who may not have safe or regular access to cannabis...

- continue reading "Yes, you can buy hemp online"

In "Strain Review | Mandarin Cookies", all about this easy-going cannabis strain. 

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Strain Review | Mandarin Cookies

Mandarin Cookies is terpene rich, making it an excellent strain for those cannabis connoisseurs who get off on identifying flavors and aromas. It’s bright and citrusy with heavy notes of pine and earth. Containing lots of limonene, linalool, and myrcene, this strain has a complex terpene profile that is a delight to both smoke and vape. We have also made rosin with our rosin press and the resulting concentrate is exceedingly potent and fragrant, great for both dabbing and using in vape pens...

- continue reading "Mandarin Cookies Strain Review"

In "The Stoner Mom Diaries: Months' Worth of Updates" I share just what I've been up to for the past six months.
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Months' Worth of Updates

In February my husband made my 36th birthday a notable one by giving me a new car after years of driving around in a well-loved (beat up) minivan. Saying goodbye to the minivan was definitely overdue but sad nonetheless. That was the car I toted my babies and toddlers in, and now that it’s gone those days seem firmly of the past. No more backwards facing infant seats, stickers on windows, goldfish crackers embedded into the seams of the seats. The kids are all big enough to buckle themselves in, open doors, bring their trash out.  I guess this means that it’s time for mom to have nice things...

- The Stoner Mom Diaries: months worth of updates"

In "Ghost MV1 Review" read my full review of one of the most sophisticated vaporizers on the market.

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Ghost MV1 Vaporizer Review

The MV1 by Ghost Vapes is a high-end convection vaporizer with an eye-catching design, intuitive feel, and top-notch vapor quality. This much-hyped device gets high ratings from all the main vaporizer reviewers, and received a glowing write up on the Forbes website.  I have been using this vaporizer for a few months and was impressed enough to feature it as the grand prize of my 420 giveaway! Compatible with both dry herb and concentrates, this device is as versatile as it is attractive. And with its high-quality vapor and long-lasting battery, the MV1 holds its own among heavy hitters like the Mighty or Firefly...

- continue reading "Ghost MV1 Review"

selected episodes of our podcast: Mom & Dad are Stoned
Check out our most recent episodes:

EP 117 | Final Game of Stoned
EP 116 | Leaving Neverland
EP 115 | What to Look for when Buying CBD Online
EP 114 | Wake, Bake, and Talk about Hemp 
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