|5 Things | 7-7.11 2017
1 | 30k on YouTube
Welp. Somehow a thirty-something stoner mom has gotten thirty thousand people to subscribe to a channel where she smokes pot on the reg. I am not one to care about numbers but it does feel a little special to know that so many people have liked the channel enough to keep tabs on it.
To celebrate this milestone, I'm planning a special stoner vlog with Jax, the BFF and of course the now always home (!) David. We are going to set up the camera and do our very best to get stoned like the good old days. The challenge? Fifteen bong rips and 15 dabs? I'm not entirely sure, but it will be an epic stoner sesh, regardless.
2 | Out-of-Town Company that Gets High
Some people get stressed when company comes from out of town. But man, when those people smoke pot with you? Stress-free family time right there. I spruced up the back deck, dubbed it the Stoner Sanctuary, and now we're enjoying summer the way we're meant to; extended family, beer, smoking pot, and listening to Motown.
3 | Peppermint
In an effort to preserve the legs he loves (mine), my sweet husband put this peppermint plant out back where I like to get high and write. I get eaten alive by mosquitos this time of year, but with peppermint and a traditional citronella candle, I've finally got adequate protection.
4 | New Chairs for the Stoner Studio
I am still making improvements to the main floor and this week my chairs from Zulily arrived. Hurray for new chairs to do stoner sesh's in!
5 | a Plethora of Blunts
is a new subscription box that I sampled over the weekend. My boxes were packed with wraps and papers galore and as a result, I spent the weekend learning how to finally, at age 34, roll a blunt.
This, of course, means that I've been smoking blunts all weekend long, and I can't tell you how much I have been enjoying it. In fact, I'm pretty sure I smoked a month worth of blunts in two days. My favorite of the several flavored, organic, or otherwise fancy wraps that came in the iRoll box
, was this King Palm hand-rolled leaf. I feel like a tropical queen puffing on this thing, so yeah. I guess I'm into blunts now.